What the Internet is talking: Cooking With Cum Is A Real Cookbook

jeudi 24 octobre 2013

Cooking With Cum Is A Real Cookbook

The response to Natural Harvest has been phenomenal, and the internet has set ablaze with discussions about cooking with semen!

Here are just a few of the prestigious websites and media outlets that are talking about Natural Harvest and Cooking with Cum:

It would have been simpler if Paul "Fotie" Photenhauer, semen-cooking enthusiast, were more of a creep.

He made semen-eating seem, if not reasonable, at least mostly harmless.

SFWeekly

In the book, Photenhauer provides semen storage and flavor enhancement tips, as well as plenty of deliciously titled recipes like the Macho Mojito, the Slightly Saltier Caviar and the Galliano Cum Shot. (We couldn't make this stuff up.)

Huffington Post

"Spunky Candied Pecans" - this is a great party snack. Prepare well in advance and let guests enjoy your delicious nuts while you put the finishing touch on their dinner.

Thread on Reddit

Mmm. http://www.cookingwithcum.com/ - it's the way forward. Molecular cooking from Heston B, now spermatazoic cuisine - had to happen.

Stephen Fry on Twitter

The book outlines the benefits of consuming cum as a super-vitamin drink providing nutrients that strengthen your nails, put a shine in your hair and give a glow to your skin.

Pravings

Wait! Stop! Put down that funnel and shut the refrigerator door. Don't you realize there are more inventive, refined ways to consume massive quantities of ejaculate?

Guanabee

I know people swallow it (note that I will not reveal my own preference - this is not one of those sites), however the concept of cooking it up into a gourmet meal is totally new to me.

Slashfood

I thought I’d read or heard of absolutely everything, but apparently, this is not the case. It turns out that the spousal unit found a cookbook that he thinks is “hilarious” .. which means that he has to share it with me, too.

Scienceblogs

The book has, it must be said, attracted mixed reviews. One satisfied customer described it as "GREAT Book - a must buy!"

The Register

The creepy winner just because it sounds so innocent until you know the secret ingredient? Chocolate Truffles with White Center

Bilerico Project

Nothing liked a good home-cooked meal...with semen.

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